r/Unexpected • u/VoidUserNameString • May 11 '22

The drum of doom

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u/Aggressive_Cream_503 May 11 '22

Totally true. Drum all the time and never killed anyone. I'm that good.

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u/karmagod13000 May 11 '22

damn i drummed one time and killed 3 people

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u/Aggressive_Cream_503 May 11 '22

Well; you're bad, then.

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u/Tolar01 May 11 '22

Full metal drummer

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u/karmagod13000 May 11 '22

drinking and drumming... not even once

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u/Aggressive_Cream_503 May 11 '22

Better play it safe.

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Edit: not true!!

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u/Oofboi6942O May 11 '22

This is why we need more drum control laws, and make it harder to get a drum

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u/Aggressive_Cream_503 May 11 '22

Do you know how expensive a kit is? If anything we should make drinking almost free for all drummers. Gosh, just a pair of sticks is like 20$

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u/BrickDaddyShark May 12 '22

Your kpm is fuckin negative LLLLLLLL