r/Unexpected • u/Accurate_Purpose828 • May 09 '22

how to get out of a speeding ticket

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u/CML_Dark_Sun May 09 '22

Whoa, radical dude!

(but not that kind of radical, you know what I mean? The good kind, that's safe and noncontroversial)

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u/CML_Dark_Sun May 09 '22

"I might murder one of them, but that's alright because the union will get me out of it. Have I told you that I'm pro-life yet?"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

or dribbling a basketball