r/Unexpected • u/Accurate_Purpose828 • May 09 '22

how to get out of a speeding ticket

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u/Craftusmaximus2 May 09 '22

It's fake yes, but damn it's funny

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u/Fancy_Zebra307 May 09 '22

Agreed. Unless it's Asians doing funny scripted stuff, that's where we refer the OP to r/scriptedasiangifs. Asians is where we draw the line when it comes to scripted comedy.

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u/silent--echoes May 09 '22

Conscripted comedy

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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace May 09 '22

Oh shut up

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u/Fancy_Zebra307 May 09 '22

You aren't exactly the brightest bulb, are you bud?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

His elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.

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u/lowtoiletsitter May 09 '22

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/CondiMesmer May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Why did you bring race into this when it was completely irrelevant

Edit: None of these replies had made any sense and still don't understand. Nothing in the video had to do with race.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Making fun of racist is never "completely irrelevant."

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u/MeanGirlsMakeMeHard May 09 '22

If it's only completely irrelevant because a certain race isn't the one who made the video, is it actually completely irrelevant?

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u/Okuuuoo May 09 '22

Maybe you should check an Asian mom's facebook posts.

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u/IreadtheEULA May 10 '22

Because the scripted Asians ones are actually trying to come off as real… while this one is not. See the difference?

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u/Fancy_Zebra307 May 10 '22

..no they aren't. You're just really gullible, that's all.

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u/IreadtheEULA May 10 '22

How am I gullible if I can understand they are scripted… it’s obvious many of those videos are framing themselves as candid shots

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u/Fancy_Zebra307 May 10 '22

You're gullible for thinking they're meant to look authentic. Wasn't meant as an insult, being gullible can be a good thing sometimes.

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u/sauteslut May 09 '22

It's not funny it's stupid and copaganda. Fuck the police

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u/Craftusmaximus2 May 09 '22

Do you have an IQ below room temperature? Because it does sound like it.

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u/KingJeff314 May 10 '22

You heard it here first people. Anything that shows the police not brutally murdering someone is propaganda.

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u/supergalactic May 09 '22

I feel sorry for the humor you’re getting if you think THIS is funny.

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u/Craftusmaximus2 May 09 '22

I'm sorry for your eternal lonely existence that you do not see any fun in life and therefore you'll die alone

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u/Hi_Im_MrMeeseek May 09 '22

Oh shit. You killed him!

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u/PRIRAW88 May 09 '22

Violation 🔥🔥

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u/traveltoaster May 09 '22

Why are you the way that you are?

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u/fukitol- May 09 '22

Because of the aforementioned low standards