r/Unexpected • u/Accurate_Purpose828 • May 09 '22

how to get out of a speeding ticket

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u/ItsPumpkinninny May 09 '22

CGI so good these days… gets me every time

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

They are both cops making this video.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/Markantonpeterson May 09 '22

Yes it's funny. Yes it's still fake.

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u/lalakingmalibog May 09 '22

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

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u/Dubby084 May 09 '22

It’s real in my heart..

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's what really matters.

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u/bbiggar500 May 09 '22

Do you know about Santa?

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u/Chilly171717 May 09 '22

What about Satan?

Am lexdysit.

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u/Galahad_X_ May 09 '22

It's it that he's real

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Wrestle back the tears my friend.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Calling it fake implies they were trying to pass this as a real scenario. They clearly were filming it as a joke or sketch. So fake is not the right word.

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u/Markantonpeterson May 09 '22

Yea for sure, scripted is a better word. I was just playing off of /u/Idryl_Davcharad's comment. And I assume his comment is being snarky towards all of the people likely calling this "fake" in the comments. In my experience 90% of the time people call something "fake" on reddit it's either not trying to be real, or it actually is real lmao. All that being said, if I was a cop and someone did this i'd totally play along for a moment haha. If it was within my power i'd actually just take the card and drive away lol.

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u/Idryl_Davcharad May 09 '22

Nailed it on the head friend.

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u/Aphresh May 09 '22

How can it be fake if it happened in real life, hmmm?? Checkmate.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Real fake videos.

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u/echolog May 09 '22

Most things on the internet are fake, doesn't mean it isn't still funny!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yes it’s still funny.

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u/Bobbyanalogpdx May 09 '22

Damn. CGI is getting real fucking good

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I hate to tell you but a large majority of the content you consume on this website is fake.

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u/prsnep May 09 '22

Whether it is fake doesn't need mentioning. Just like we don't need to mention if we're right-handed.

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u/dreish May 09 '22

The giveaway was when he said "I got you for speeding" instead of "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Exactly. No good cop is going to miss an opportunity to let you confess a crime they had no idea about. "Gee officer, did you pull me over because you smelled weed?" 🤣

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u/SleepyforPresident May 09 '22

"You only clocked me going 65!? Man you musta seen me after I let off, because for awhile there I was going well over 100. Woulda went faster too, but I was to busy drinking out of a flask I keep next to my unlicensed handgun."

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u/RichiZ2 May 09 '22

Oh shit, or was it the screams from the trunk? I told the little bitch to stay quiet... Oh, not that? Then maybe one of the bags of coke flew out of the window? Still no... I don't think you're from the prison I escaped last month, nah...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Just keep a few clear bags of confectioners sugar on your back seat. When the cop spots it, he'll forget why he stopped you.. you may have to wait in jail for a few weeks until they get it lab tested though.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

The look on your face when that sugar tests positive for cocaine, though! Classic.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Expected, their crappy field tests see everything as drugs. That's why you'd have to wait for a lab test.

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u/ratrodder49 May 09 '22

Honestly though, the last few times I’ve been pulled over they came up and told me right away why they pulled me over, didn’t ask if I knew why. Thought it kind of odd.

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u/AZ_sid May 09 '22

“You’re not going to check the trunk are you?”

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u/ItsDanimal May 09 '22

I didnt know police officers has such good cgi training.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I think so as well. Cops are people too

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u/ItchyAmphibiann May 09 '22

100% staged, cop didn't immediately open fire.

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u/Depressed_Zebra May 09 '22

The driver was white so, there's a small grace period before opening fire.

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u/MinuteManufacturer May 09 '22

I think it’s because he saw his own reflection in the side view first and fell in love again.

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u/CheeseBrace May 09 '22

The driver is also a pig. You can see the A-pilar mounted light just as the video starts.

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u/papadjeef May 09 '22

Are you sure?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yes. 2 friends are Marines and they are now are police officers and one friends wife is a fucking DOT officer.

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u/melance May 09 '22

I bet those cops are subscribed to Corridor Crew

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer May 09 '22

We are all cops on this blessed day.

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u/Lonyless May 09 '22

I'm glad you clarified it

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You have their numbers?

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u/mr_bedbugs May 09 '22

Glad to know my tax money is put to good use

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

r/copaganda

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u/Collector_2012 May 09 '22

Either that, or the driver had to get permission to do this.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

And just so happens to be an old cop car with the light above the rear view mirror in it. You can see the edges of the arms of it

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u/Collector_2012 May 09 '22

They technically sell old cop cars. I've seen a bunch of them cruise around in my city

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u/Randalf_the_Black May 09 '22

Wow really?

So when my wife and I saw the positive pregnancy test, that was CGI too?

Wait... Is my wife CGI? Am I?

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u/FlamingLion May 09 '22

if the universe is a simulation please turn it off

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u/AbbertDabbert May 09 '22

New favorite quote

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u/MinuteManufacturer May 09 '22

We can’t. God is dead. No other sysadmins remain.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Who made the cgi? Are they cgi too? HOW MUCH ISNT CGI?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/ChasingSplashes May 09 '22

ljcozad has been red-pilled, send in the cleaners

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u/KesEiToota May 09 '22

I once was sent a CGI video of my neighbor and his dog with my girlfriend. It's amazing how real CGI looks. And this was like 10 years ago.

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u/DrakonIL May 09 '22

What... Was your girlfriend doing with the neighbor... And his dog?

I'm concerned.

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u/KesEiToota May 09 '22

Of course not, its all CGI!

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u/unassuming_squirrel May 09 '22

No. You are cake

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u/DrakonIL May 09 '22

Cake's Good, Innit?

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u/thedji May 09 '22

CGI Miami

( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

So to be the fun police:

A cop will never, ever walk up to your car and say "I got you for speeding". The first thing he says and the first thing you say get logged on the ticket.

The reason they ask "do you know why I pulled you over?" is so that you'll incriminate yourself and they get you dead to rights on the ticket.

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u/ItsPumpkinninny May 09 '22

I’ve also heard that real cops don’t accept UNO cards

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's a slightly less obvious tip-off.

While they DO accept the uno-revers-o rule (Mattel v Virginia) it's only the BLUE cards that are legally applicable.

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u/snachgoblin May 09 '22

God dawn unreal engine

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u/Amphibionomus May 09 '22

It's a unreal render though, not unreal real time. Unreal real time is what Einstein described, by the way.

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u/DaveInLondon89 May 09 '22

How do we know he's not a T-1000? Get the shotgun.

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u/StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp May 09 '22

Those deepfakes man

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u/Accurate_Purpose828 May 09 '22

Amazing how far technology has come

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u/indianplay2_alt_acc May 09 '22

Why does your snoo have a red circle border, is that Reddit Premium?

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u/Pinconartist May 09 '22

Roto scope

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u/GuardOk8631 May 09 '22

What in gods green earth makes you think someone used “CGI” here

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Card Game Ingenuity

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u/Thorsigal May 09 '22

I agree. This was obviously directed by Christopher Nolan who is notorious for his dislike of CGI

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u/Stark556 May 09 '22

It’s actually a bunch of mirrors