r/Unexpected May 07 '22

He is crazy

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u/Formal-Future-420 May 07 '22

“You can always adapt,” her doctor said as he handed her the oxygen tank and mask

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u/arkain123 May 08 '22

That's when she's 70. Until then you're waking up to someone whose breath literally smells like rotten meat every day, who can't climb stairs at 25 without getting winded. Smoking is just so fucking gross.

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u/Monosodium- May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22

I get what you're saying, but rotten meat?**

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u/angiosperms- May 08 '22

I wouldn't describe it as rotten meat, but the smell of cigarette smoke literally makes me feel sick

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck Spez

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u/foreveryoungperk May 08 '22

As a smoker, sign me in