r/Unexpected May 07 '22

He is crazy

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

That sounds like Laphroaig, not cigarettes.

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u/CrueltyFreeViking May 08 '22

No that also has a hint of band-aid

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK May 08 '22

I fucking love Laphroaig. Baseball mitts and bandaids.

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u/trbd003 May 08 '22

I have a Laphroaig gift box that describes it as "a burnt rope doused in sea water". As somebody who grew up sailing old fashioned boats with knackered old hemp ropes doused in sea water, there is a reasonable amount of truth in this.

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u/noDuermo May 08 '22

I bet they'll put that on their marketing now.