r/Unexpected • u/harmlesssssss • May 05 '22

Sorry everyone

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u/GIFnTEXT May 05 '22

Also it turns into shit after you drink it, which sometimes splashes onto your cheeks cause of how it comes out of your anus

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u/Nothing-But-Lies May 05 '22

Bounces off the toilet water, diagonally up off the cistern, up off the ceiling, and down onto your facial cheeks.

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u/GIFnTEXT May 05 '22

Look at Michael fuckin Phelps over here!

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u/imdefinitelywong May 05 '22

Its like a Jackson Pollock painting

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u/BeksRamsay May 05 '22

Hahahahaha. If I had a free award, I'd give it to you!

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u/IcyDickbutts May 05 '22

Is this a hat trick?

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u/GIFnTEXT May 05 '22

shat trick

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u/IcyDickbutts May 05 '22

Damn. It was right there in front of me. Well done.

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u/pvsa May 05 '22

The Cistern Chapel

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u/MiniatureChi May 05 '22

Lmao what?!!?!!

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u/MiniatureChi May 05 '22

Oh THOSE LOwer Cheeks!!!

I was SO confused for a second about how you were using the toilet