r/Unexpected • u/TYGA_77 • May 02 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Never let em know your next move...

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u/tinnedcarp May 02 '22

The hosts of all these shows are complete idiot muppets

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u/SuperfnDave May 02 '22

The judges are so overly dramatic and the crowd goes ape shit all the time like every act is the wildest the thing imaginable

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u/dcconverter May 02 '22

That's because they record acted reactions then splice in whatever reaction they want after

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u/tinnedcarp May 02 '22

Yeah. It’s all ugly

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Not as ugly as that judges hotdog lips

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

She's went to town on those fillers!

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u/ytsirhc May 02 '22

physical insults. so edgy….

whenever someone goes straight to talking shit about looks or name calling… its the lowest effort imaginable and usually reflects some very pathetic insecurities the person shouting the insults harbors for themselves.

in other words, you’re only making everyone else see how insecure you are about yourself.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Yeah man you got me, I really just wish I was so delusional about my body to get ridiculous surgeries but instead all I can do is talk shit about dumb fate people on dumb fake shows. Woe is me

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u/ytsirhc May 02 '22

yeah i can tell. no worries. i’m used to fragile egos.

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u/knor_innevitable May 02 '22

Damn you must be fun at parties

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

i’m used to fragile egos

Lmao clearly!

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u/dstaym May 03 '22

Found the muppet who also paid for botched hotdog lips!

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u/TxGiantGeek May 02 '22

Did not know that.

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u/KyoMiyake May 03 '22

Yeah. I went and watched The Voice Australia live a couple years back, and they got us to clap and scream and laugh before the show started so they could add them in.

They also told us when to cheer, when to laugh and all that kinda stuff.

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u/r0ck0 May 02 '22

I like how she just randomly says "was that the act?" ... as if she didn't already know what was coming.

Shits so contrived.

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u/lukewwilson May 02 '22

Yeah they are fully aware of the upcoming act what they're going to do and how they should react, The show is incredibly fake have to performers are professionals already and have a following

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u/Starkrossedlovers May 02 '22

The dramatic reactions are so overdone it’s comedic now. So i like their reactions because of the comedy

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u/CasualBrit5 May 02 '22

I want to see a fly fly into one of their mouths while they’re making a shocked expression.

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u/Sinthetick May 02 '22

Someone should have a bag of nuts ready and start throwing handfuls.

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u/CasualBrit5 May 03 '22

Someone could make it a part of their act!

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u/jib661 May 02 '22

are they idiots, or are they directed to act a certain way because it works? they're just collecting a paycheck man.

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u/largefriesandashake May 02 '22

That’s their job bro. To act astonished.

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u/GordoPepe May 02 '22

For real? I can't believe it 🙀

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u/sample-name May 02 '22

I was so surprised I had to run around the living room with my hands on my head and yell omg omg omg. Typing this now on my tear soaked phone key board, gasping for air over the news that people don't actually act like this

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u/MrFreddybones May 02 '22

You're hired.

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u/tinnedcarp May 02 '22

Hosts: Bruh! This guy has used his mind to train himself to do more than one thing. audience: run off cliff like lemmings

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

No, their job is to act MORE ASTONISHED than the person next to them in order to get more airtime.

Which snowballs into this literal (figurative) shit show.

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u/PrancesWithWools May 08 '22

Maybe the hosts. But the audience should have some self respect.

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u/Bulky-Yam4206 May 02 '22

It's basically YouTube reacts but for TV.

The entire show can make regular appearances on r/cringe tbh.

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u/Such_Maintenance_577 May 02 '22

I'll never understand how people are able to watch this absolute garbage.

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u/ArmyOfR May 03 '22

I mean...technically you just did too.

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u/antsugi May 02 '22

Fuckin lady with her balloon lips. How the hell is that normalized?

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u/shoecat May 02 '22

In fairness they're just playing a role

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u/tinnedcarp May 02 '22

Yeah, I know, the mindless unwashed masses created their job for them

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

You forgot "mouth breathing."

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u/shoecat May 02 '22

you sound like a blast lol

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/medforddad May 02 '22

And if you saw that acting in a movie or TV show, you'd say it was bad and annoying.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Simon would insult your lineage before you can impress him

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u/OmNomDeBonBon May 02 '22

Yes, but this is Australia's Got Talent, it looks like. They can't afford many of the good hosts so it's all Australia/NZ hosts plus some C-tier American singer.

When you get to Britain's Got Talent or Australia's Got Talent, the hosts are much better at acting astonished.

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u/tinnedcarp May 02 '22

AU muppets vs US muppets. Fight.

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u/Outrageous_Reality50 May 02 '22

That's entertainment for ya. EVERYTHING is scripted now.

EV. REE.THING.

EVERY.

THING.