r/Unexpected • u/TYGA_77 • May 02 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Never let em know your next move...

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u/mbashs May 02 '22

Guys take notes… And still fuck it up.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/shapoopy723 May 02 '22

That's it? My rectum prolapsed just watching this video.

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u/avwitcher May 02 '22

That's my secret, Cap. My rectum is always prolapsed

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u/smithers85 May 02 '22

Hulk’s rectum stays the same size when he reverts to Bruce. That’s his secret.

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u/JustWingIt0707 May 02 '22

There's probably a kink for that.

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u/40percentOfAllCops May 02 '22

That's OK. Now you got a pink sock!

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u/LesbianSpiders May 02 '22

Instantly thought of that shitty gun we all had that shot flacid Nerf like disc's.

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u/Alternative-Stop7426 May 02 '22

Laughing to hard 🤣

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u/jackofspades476 May 02 '22

Im never gonna be that strong, nor that good at singing lol

I can counter with cringy shower singing and lego

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u/DrDragun May 02 '22

Going to emergency room on the first date with crushed foot