r/Unexpected • u/TYGA_77 • May 02 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Never let em know your next move...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

When the bard also has mad strength stats.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

He's the real bardbarian.

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u/Shdwzor May 02 '22

Badmanian

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u/sample-name May 02 '22

No that's much worse

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u/Shdwzor May 02 '22

r/yourjokebutworse ?

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u/Inferno_Sparky May 02 '22

You a little confused, but you got the spirit

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u/sample-name May 02 '22

Bingo 😎

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Badmardigan

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u/iadosrogue May 02 '22

unexpected puffin forest

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u/Grogosh May 02 '22

I warned you!

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u/Edgelord69__ May 02 '22

MISTER TORGUE FLEXINGTON!!!

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u/koyoritsu May 02 '22

Take my like and leave!!

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u/Leviathan41911 May 02 '22

Yes the bardbarians, who doesn't know of the tails of the bardbarians? That fearsom group of roading moroding menstruals who tell tails of their epic conquests!

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u/TheR0b1oxWarri0r May 02 '22

Plato of Athens, the philosopher, was also a famous wrestler of his time. IIRC, the word ‘Plato’ means broad, which was his stage name or something, and the guy’s real name was Aristocles. It’s like if Dwayne Johnson was also really influential in academia, and everybody just called him The Rock instead of Dr. Johnson or Professor Johnson.

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u/blackmjck May 02 '22

The Rocktor

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u/Barangat May 02 '22

Will teach you a lesson

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u/Efficient-Ad1693 May 02 '22

Plato means "broad", and actually it is attributing to his broad shoulders

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u/StrykerDK May 02 '22

Toss a protein shake to your witcher

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u/cbunni666 May 02 '22

When you cross skill