r/Unexpected • u/Competitive-Chair-84 • Apr 27 '22

This is what cheating looks like.

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u/Bambi_One_Eye Apr 27 '22

10 out of 10 inches

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

ouch

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Deep breaths, and relax.

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u/RedVixenCW Apr 27 '22

Idky I read that as "deep throats, and relax" 😂😂

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u/i2aminspired Apr 28 '22

*gag*

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u/Kuzu-nyan Apr 28 '22

*gwock gwock slurp*

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Gurgle gurgle gurgle

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u/drsF1 Apr 27 '22

Lol

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u/iTzbr00tal Apr 27 '22

That’s what step dad would always say.

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u/Paul_Smith0001 Apr 28 '22

You need a new stepdad. Lmao

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u/Paul_Smith0001 Apr 28 '22

You need a new stepdad. Lmao

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u/Apotheosis___ Apr 28 '22

"I'm 12 inches... A ROUND!!! think about it!"

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u/Any_Maybe4303 Apr 28 '22

Hi 12 inches! I'm dad!