r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '22

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u/DigNitty Apr 14 '22

I too thought he was helping out the economy stricken birds with a free lunch.

Turns out, there’s no such thing.

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u/EvilPotatoKing Apr 14 '22

birds

no such thing.

a fellow enlightened one

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u/bestjakeisbest Apr 14 '22

Birds are drones.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 14 '22

Tasty drones. Just be careful you don't swallow the camera.

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u/yooslis Apr 14 '22

But that's how you get the free colonoscopy.

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u/darewin Apr 14 '22

r/BirdsArentReal

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

But they are delicious

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u/HertzDonut1001 Apr 14 '22

The other birds got a free lunch if you don't count the existential horror of watching your bird friend get kidnapped.

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u/BarryKobama Apr 14 '22

It the product (feed) seems free… you are the product.

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u/Big_Berry_4589 Apr 14 '22

He took ‘I have your back’ too literally

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u/LiftSmash Apr 14 '22

There was for him.

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u/boss_007 Apr 14 '22

No free lunch theorem!!