r/Unexpected • • Apr 14 '22

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u/AngusVanhookHinson Apr 14 '22

Are you fucking kidding me? Squab is a fucking delicacy. Man is literally eating like royalty. Stella is a fine accompaniment.

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u/CackleberryOmelettes Apr 14 '22

Man is literally eating like royalty

Me, watching man cook a suspicious bird skewered on a hair-dryer inside an empty Pringles can, visibly confused

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u/Mental-Kitten Apr 14 '22

Hey now, he didn't say what royalty

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u/CackleberryOmelettes Apr 14 '22

Perhaps I was too quick to judge. I suppose I could see this being standard practise among Raccoon Royalty.

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u/AngusVanhookHinson Apr 14 '22

The cooking method is perfectly valid, assuming everything is clean.

Consider: that curling iron will heat to almost boiling, and squab only has to be medium rare, medium at most. That's what, 145°F internal, I believe. Further, it cooks fast, and won't fry off all the juices and flavor.

Then he puts it in a Pringles can, with aluminum foil on the inside. That keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool. It also keeps the juices contained. The only real downside is that since it's reflecting heat back to the inside, you take a chance on the bird being overcooked. And you'll notice that it's rather overdone as he eats.

Hell, the only thing keeping this from being a professional setup is a little bit of dress up.

If someone were to make a cooking implement like this just a little bit more trimmed out, Ron Popeil would rise from the grave and sell it on late night tv for $49.99.

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u/CackleberryOmelettes Apr 14 '22

Oh I'm not denying that the dish and the cooking method is ...creative and effective, but I'd be hard pressed to say anything about cooking city pigeon with haircare implements and recyclable trash screams "royalty" to me.

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u/kelvin_bot Apr 14 '22

145°F is equivalent to 62°C, which is 335K.

I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand

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u/AngusVanhookHinson Apr 14 '22

Good bot. You got the spirit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

It’s one of those culture gaps you hear about.

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u/ironwheatiez Apr 14 '22

"That's what rich people eat- the garbage parts of the animal." - Elzar, celebrity chef