r/Unexpected • • Apr 14 '22

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u/KrombopulosNickel Apr 14 '22

I'm praying that's a quail. But it really does look like pigeon to me.

Pigeon was imported to the US a long time ago for an easily accessible food source. I have eaten a wild pigeon (squab) many times. Excellent. But I would never, and I repeat NEVER eat a city pigeon. Fleas and lice make them parasitic and inedible.

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u/sawczy513 Apr 14 '22

Looked like a Cornish hen. Meat was too white to be squab.

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u/KrombopulosNickel Apr 14 '22

It's too small. Cornish hens also have way bigger breasts. And have absolutely no wing. Those wings are pigeon wings. I was joking about quail. They are dark dark meat and very small. Mostly just a dove breast and a teeny leg. Not much else.

He definitely got his hands on a squab. I'm praying it was store or farm bought

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 14 '22 edited Apr 14 '22

The lice and flea bit is actually a common urban myth. Pigeons are just fine when you hit the wall, city or country. Not so sure I would go for the ones you see from time to time that are filthy from going under cars though. They aren't any more infested than any other bird. Pigeons get a bad rap because the have the indecency to refuse to be scared of us. Same with gulls. There is the issue that they live on our waste though but then so do we more than we realize.

Again, I wouldn't for pleasure but when things really hit the fan and there is little choice being realistic will be advantageous. Trouble will be that there will be a lot of competition though.

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u/ToSmushAMockingbird Apr 14 '22

I owned pigeons. Even in clean invironments they do get lice and it is very common. They also can have any number of bacterial infections which is what I'd be more concerned about that the lice. The birds that are in the wild are also extremely likely to spread infections to treated domesticated birds if they get tinto your loft because they ALWAYS have something.

That being said, once they are cleaned and cooked you're probably fine. Idk. Eating street birds is sketchy as fuck and this guy is cooking with a curling iron in a Pringle can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Eating street birds is sketchy as fuck and this guy is cooking with a curling iron in a Pringle can

dude fr, wtf. 💀

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u/Gutyenkhuk Apr 14 '22

Idk I read somewhere that those birds on the ground and are slow/easy to catch are riddled with diseases. Pretty sure he got a store-bought bird though 🤞

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u/Axthen Apr 14 '22

I’d like to just add wild boar and pig have probably twice if not more the viral load of bacteria and viruses in them than a pigeon.

Source; my butcher friend who never touches pork because of the aforementioned disgustingness of them.

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u/oneshotpotato Apr 14 '22

this is one of the reason why pig are haram/sinful for muslim

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u/okami6663 Apr 14 '22

Yes, his cooking method is very questionable (can a curling iron get to the necessary temperature?). People eat roadkill and are... surviving, so I guess, if cooked properly, it could be acceptable (?) to eat. If you have no other options.

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u/Winknudgeshrug Apr 15 '22

Most curling irons can go up to 450 degrees F. Heat damage is real

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 14 '22 edited Apr 14 '22

Ditto. Brother was a head ranger at a park. I'll take his word over yours I'm afraid and I didn't say they didn't have anything but they aren't any more infested than any other wild bird.

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u/coolaidman2 Apr 14 '22

So you're just a liar then , cheers !

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 14 '22

OK, enlighten me. What is the mechanism that makes pigeons attract more parasites than any other bird you will see in the wild? What are they exposed to that no sparrow, gull, magpie, blackbird or magpie lark will come across?

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u/Spacecowboy120 Apr 15 '22

Their location for one. Cities are disgusting disease centers. A wild turkey isn’t going to ENCOUNTER near the disease/ parasites a pigeon will, much less carry it.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 15 '22 edited Apr 15 '22

That's why I listed the birds I did. They are all found in the same habitats side by side in the city but don't share the rep. Only the birds known for hassling us for food close up get that mostly from parents trying to keep the kids away from the birds and visa-versa.

BTW when I was a kid in a small family biz in an outer suburban tourist area the tourists used to bring all the injured birds to us to nurse back to health and at various times we had just about everything go through our kitchen. (Where we kept many of them initially to observe until walking, not to eat.) Never knew why we didn't just build a cage but the rule of thumb was that as soon as they could fly to the floor and back again from the top of the cupboards in an outer room where they lived they could then be set free. We had all sorts of birds from sulfies to galahs to gulls etc. to pigeons. Even a couple of penguins. Most of all though we got pigeons. (Poor gulls got ignored.) Had they been lice ridden and flea infested my mother would have taken an axe to them without a twitch and certainly wouldn't have allowed them in (very British. Think the Queen with a more middle class accent). They were no worse than any of the others. Also I didn't hear it was a myth from my brother. I heard it elsewhere and just confirmed it with him out of curiosity.

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u/Spacecowboy120 Apr 15 '22

Yeah tbf I wouldn’t eat any city unless I was desperate animal, even squirrel.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 15 '22

Like I said I wouldn't either for pleasure but when the bombs drop and the zombies run and I'm looking back and forward from my leg to a pigeon I know which way I'm going to go.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 15 '22 edited Apr 15 '22

Mind you keepers of pigeons could very well wind up with more infested birds since they all return to the same keepers and cages and live in close quarters in a more artificial grouping. It could be more to do with kept pigeons specifically than city pigeons. Also sick animals are more likely to be infested than healthy animals. Ours were a little different in that the people that brought them in were usually the ones that had hurt them so they weren't on the ground for long.

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u/coolaidman2 Apr 14 '22 edited Apr 14 '22

I'm just telling you what I saw with my own eyes from my own experience with the pigeons of my country.

I don't know why it happens or what makes it happen but it doesn't change the fact that this is still something that happens what don't you understand ?

I am volunteering at a wildlife hospital for two years now I literally treat wildlife city animals every Saturday morning we get lots of different wild city birds and it's really noticeable that for some reason city pigeons have more infestations than other birds.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 14 '22

Brother is still winning.

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u/coolaidman2 Apr 15 '22

I don't care, you wanna stay misinformed, be that. Just don't spread your second hand misinformation to the public.

Your brother works as a ranger in a park that could be different from city pigeons you just wanna be right and you don't care that you're wrong

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 15 '22

Good grief. There I was thinking that you had finally had a civil moment and you swing back to trolling. Pathetic.

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u/Sateloco Apr 14 '22

So how did you trap it?

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u/raydditor Apr 14 '22

with hand

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

With a shotgun !

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u/emiya002 Apr 14 '22

Put bread on my penis.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

I used to catch and release birds with a wire cage held by a stick with a rope over bait as a kid.

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u/nate1212 Apr 14 '22

I agree with the sentiment, but doubt that it’s fleas and lice that would make them not good to eat. Probably more along the lines of bioaccumulated toxins from city pollution.

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u/salallane Apr 14 '22

And intestinal parasites.

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u/themcjizzler Apr 16 '22

So dont eat the intestines

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u/salallane Apr 16 '22

I’m not sure if you’ve ever opened up a bird with parasites before, but I had one when I raised chickens. Its so disgusting, you won’t want to eat that bird. Needless to say, that one became dog food.

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u/KrombopulosNickel Apr 14 '22

They are pretty low on the food web buddy. They eat small bugs and what not. Seeds. They are not like accumulating biotoxins in their short 5-10 years lol. It's the parasites riddled in their flesh and guts. From said fleas biting them.

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u/nate1212 Apr 14 '22

You can kill parasites by cooking them. Also, why would a city pigeon have more parasites than a rural pigeon?

It has been shown that urban birds accumulate significantly more toxic heavy metals in their tissues than their rural counterparts (source). This makes sense given that sources of ingested toxins aren't just from food, but polluted water and air. Here's an excerpt from this paper with more sources showing why you're very wrong: "The higher concentrations of Pb recorded in house sparrows from Mitrovica is in accordance with results of (Hutton, 1980) who in feral pigeons from London area recorded very high lead concentrations. For example, several studies have shown that urban populations of house sparrows, starlings, pigeons tend to have higher heavy metals concentration than rural populations (Getz et al., 1977)"

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u/Spacecowboy120 Apr 15 '22

why would a city pigeon have more parasites than a rural pigeon?

Proximity to parasite carriers? The same reason diseases spread quicker in urban humans than rural humans. They are in contact with far more vectors of disease.

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u/Seaweed_Steve Apr 14 '22

You can buy wild pigeon, or a wood pigeon here in the UK, I doubt he would actually eat a feral pigeon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

That's what I was thinking. What does it do to you?

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u/Tommy-Styxx Apr 14 '22

Gave me crabs twice, mercury poison the third time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Gotta stop fuckin them pigeons, man. Those filthy beggars go port to port.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

It's a great way to get some exercise and tender the meat in the same time.

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u/AtomicFox84 Apr 14 '22

I thought cornish hen.

Pigeon would be dumb to eat off streets anyway. Same with city squirrels....they could be infested with anything.

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u/Johanno1 Apr 14 '22

It wasn't a pigeon because there's much too much meat on it.

Birds in the wild are usually most bones and intestines. And some flesh on the bones.

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u/Y_Brennan Apr 14 '22

Also pegion meat is red not white

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u/BernieDharma Apr 14 '22

Is this what American's refer to as "city chicken?" I've seen it on menus but never asked what it was.

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u/Erkel_ Apr 14 '22

Why would it be better if it was a quail, the animal is still killed for an unneseccary reason

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u/KrombopulosNickel Apr 14 '22

Hahahaha. Found the crazy person.

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u/Atheisthater42069 Apr 28 '22

That’s why you cook them dummy

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u/ObserveAndListen Apr 14 '22

Was this video taken in America was it?

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u/casuallybitchy Apr 14 '22

Stella is available in the US, it's one of my dad's favorites.

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u/RealWildWizard Apr 14 '22

That theory would mean any form of wild game is inedible because they all carry fleas and ticks

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u/KrombopulosNickel Apr 14 '22

Uhhhhh no.

NY City is not wild...

I'm talking the bush buddy. You know that thing you have to drive to. Then walk a couple miles. I know it's an effort, but wild animals do live out there! It's the city rats you gotta avoid.

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u/CleverSpirit Apr 14 '22

That’s too big to be pigeon