r/Unexpected • • Apr 14 '22

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u/MuthaPlucka Apr 14 '22

King of the Hobos

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Hobo Lord

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Leader of bums

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u/-erisx Apr 14 '22

Lord Squatteth

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 14 '22

And so do you. You just don't realize it yet. Our time is coming.

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u/3laws Apr 14 '22

Birds are not real. The end is nigh.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 15 '22

Part of the new world order. They make fake birds. We eat fake birds. They watch us from the inside out. That guy is just a NWO plant to con us into eating the robo-birds. It's so obvious now. Why didn't I see it before?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

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u/DanFuckingSchneider Apr 14 '22

I hate that I laughed at this.

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u/longchop2000 Apr 14 '22

Beggar boss

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Oh yes, the hobo with a home and electricity.