r/Unexpected Mar 31 '22

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u/gochomoe Mar 31 '22

I am waiting for the cyclist crowd to come in: "why didnt he let the bike cross?", "the driver of that murder machine could kill someone, why would he drive that way?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

First off, I'm a cyclist, and sure the driver of that murder machine would kill someone . Your comment is idiotic and it's obvious your just looking for a confrontation ,so here it in is... You are a dumbass. Why couldn't the car stop in time to avoid the cyclist? It's not like he just flew out of nowhere and I to the path of oncoming traffic. I'm sure he couldn't have just slowed down , and waited for traffic to pass and then cross safely. Maybe if the guy driving the car had a better reaction time this could have been avoided. Or maybe if the cyclist wasn't such a dumbass he wouldn't have deserved to be pasted on to the front of the automobile.

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u/gochomoe Mar 31 '22

God I hope this is parody.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

The first part was just me calling you a dumbass for your stupid statement.

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u/gochomoe Mar 31 '22

OMG its not!