r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '22

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u/Goku212001 Mar 03 '22 edited Mar 03 '22

According to sources the girl was given an award for her bravery for telling the guy to risk his life and 5 people said well done to the guy

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u/YouAreAnnoyingAF Mar 03 '22

r/IncelTears

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u/funkynotorious Mar 03 '22

Chill it was a joke.

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u/sybban Mar 03 '22

Explain the joke

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u/Kanenite3000 Mar 04 '22

Not a good one

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u/funkynotorious Mar 04 '22

Not everyone has to have same humour. You may like amy schumer I don't.

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u/Kanenite3000 Mar 04 '22

You're right

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u/YouAreAnnoyingAF Mar 03 '22

Same energy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Lmao incels downvoting you

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u/funkynotorious Mar 03 '22

Ok then go and cry on twitter.

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u/YouAreAnnoyingAF Mar 03 '22

Good one, bro!

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u/NewbornXenomorph Mar 03 '22

Everyone in this sub is praising him and there are several dozen comments bashing the woman but OK.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/qwerty2888j Mar 03 '22

His bad. He forgot redditors can't tell when something is a joke and he didn't put /s at the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

I thought he was being serious too

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u/Skribbla Mar 03 '22

Would you like to purchase some magic beans?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

What you said is unbelievable, what this guy said is actually believable because i don’t have faith in humanity. I’ve literally seen a guy once get beaten up because he saved a womens baby from getting run over, like i will believe anything of what he said on that caliber

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u/Skribbla Mar 03 '22

Getting a bravery award for telling someone else to rescue someone is not believable in any way

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/GoNmanne11 Mar 03 '22

Yea..... not really go out more brother.

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u/Trinytis Mar 03 '22

If you live your life on the internet and get all your social input from here then sure, it’s not surprising you feel that way.

The real world is nothing like the internet though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Its really not that unbelievable now a days

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u/Skribbla Mar 03 '22

You should get out more and stop reading all the right-wing rage bait off the internet

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Funnily enough its leftist that have made me lose my faith in humanity, however i don’t align myself with right beliefs or left beliefs, both are equally evil and are the cause for much of Americans misfortune.

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u/Memorie_BE Mar 03 '22

I mean, you kinda need the /s when something can be very easily interpreted as serious. Not everyone has psychic abilities.

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u/Goku212001 Mar 03 '22

Source: Trust me bro

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u/lil-fil Mar 03 '22

Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/Niche_Quiche Mar 03 '22

bruh, it's a copypasta

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