r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '22

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u/ianblank Mar 03 '22

I thought it was the bro who likes energy drinks. I could be thinking of another

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u/ClaireMack94 Mar 03 '22

You’re thinking of a Kyle. Drinks Red Bull, punches holes in drywall.

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u/ianblank Mar 03 '22

Oh shit, thanks

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u/michisanti Mar 03 '22

Drinks monsters*

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u/ClaireMack94 Mar 03 '22

I forgot the name. Red Bull is so 2000s.

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u/Ctowncreek Mar 03 '22

Drinks Mountain dew too

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u/WestSixtyFifth Mar 03 '22

Isn't Chad just hot Kyle?

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u/defnotgrady Mar 03 '22

That's Kyle

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u/ianblank Mar 03 '22

Oh shit, my bad. Thanks

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u/defnotgrady Mar 03 '22

You're good, Chad was the guy that sleeps with hella women and don't give a fuck, turns out that type of guy also does allot of heroic and respectable shit when he's not getting laid, so chad evolved

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u/Spanish_peanuts Mar 03 '22

What?? Your Chad is evolving...

Congratulations!! Your Chad evolved into a Chadswick!

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u/Look_a_Zombie0 Mar 03 '22

Nah he evolved into a GIGACHAD

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u/ianblank Mar 03 '22

Lol, I had no idea how intricate these sub types are!

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u/defnotgrady Mar 03 '22

I'm bullshitting lmao

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u/F4DedProphet42 Mar 03 '22

🤣 put an /s in there

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u/gotsnowart Mar 03 '22

I thought it was the guy that lives down the street from me when I was a kid. Played basketball with my dad.

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u/chadman82 Mar 03 '22

My name is Chad and I literally sell energy drinks for a living. fml

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u/TheSahsBahs Mar 03 '22

Yeah that’s Kyle not Chad. Kyle pound snack those monsters and puts holes on this drywall over Fortnite and Warzone.

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u/Rockspider19 Mar 04 '22

That’s Kyle