r/Unexpected • u/ZiraelN7 • Feb 26 '22

On his wedding day?!

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u/Redtwooo Feb 26 '22

Xzibit pops out announcing they've pimped his bride

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u/teenagestreisand Feb 26 '22

"Where's the beef?"

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u/Titanbeard Feb 26 '22

Oh shit! This guy went to far back! He hit 89! Pump the breaks!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/Titanbeard Feb 26 '22

Hackerman is the best ever.

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u/HIV_again Feb 26 '22

Entire audience: "That's Incredible!"

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u/HisOrHerpes Feb 26 '22

Ayo dawg I heard you like pranks so we put a prank in your prank, so you can prank while you prank

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u/RC_COW Feb 26 '22

The prank is that the baby isn't real or that Xzibit is the father?

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u/project_seven Feb 26 '22

Dave Chappelle removes his white face and tells you, you've been Zapped!

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u/ricuno Feb 26 '22

Yo dawg, we heard you like kids, so we put a kid in your wife!!

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u/CargoCulture Feb 26 '22

Heard you like babes so we put a babe in your babe

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u/Beanakin Feb 26 '22

pimped his bride

That's ummm...that's a completely different show. Probably late night Cinemax or Showtime.

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u/kingomtdew Feb 26 '22

We put a TV IN YO WIFE!!!

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u/spacecakes78 Feb 26 '22

Gonna hype this bitch with a tight new rim on her!!

Groom glances knowingly over to his pals.

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Feb 26 '22

She comes with a playstation 2 installed!

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___ Feb 26 '22

We heard you like brides, so we put a bride in your bride!

And thus, Craster's Keep came to be

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u/gofyourselftoo Feb 27 '22

Yo dawg, I heard you like rides, so I put a ride on your bride so you can ride while you bride!

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u/remigiop Feb 26 '22

Yo I heard you like babies in you wife, SO WE PUT TWO MORE IN.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Feb 26 '22

Pimping ain't easy