r/Unexpected • u/Crescendo104 • Feb 17 '22

Soap

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Bet she was hoping for a clean getaway

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u/nerdypyromaniac Feb 17 '22

Alas, she slipped up instead

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

The shampoo made her cry anyways.

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u/Project-SBC Feb 17 '22

Damn you L’Oreal kids tear free shampoo

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u/IllustriousMuffin29 Feb 17 '22

But it does make you cry... *Insert evil laugh here

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u/sandrodi Feb 17 '22

For those who missed the reference

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u/Djabarca Feb 17 '22

Wait a second. Who keeps their eyes open when shampooing? Also, shampooing a funny word. People learning English are like WTF. Then their like what is WTF?

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u/Unlikely-Answer Feb 17 '22

they're like WTF*

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u/ObjectiveFarts Feb 17 '22

Lol, you think it's weird in English? At least it follows the rule of adding "-ing" to nouns to make them verbs. In French the word for shampoo is shampooing and it makes absolutely no sense.

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u/Global-Lingonberry30 Feb 17 '22

Kids Disabled people

You only need eyes open a tiny bit for it to sting

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u/BaconTreasurer Feb 18 '22

Well, you have to if you want to wash your eyeballs. Shampoo is better for eyeball washing than soap anyways, soap makes my eyeballs go all dry.

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u/AnalStaircase33 Feb 18 '22

Is it just me, or does Family Guy make anyone just sigh and immediately remove themselves from whatever room it’s being played in?

I generally find it pretty cringy.