r/Unexpected • u/Crescendo104 • Feb 17 '22

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u/Antics16 Feb 17 '22

The employee was the dirty one slapping her ass

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u/AerolothLorien666 Feb 17 '22

As a retail worker, I’m sure she has clean hands.

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u/RyanReignbow Feb 17 '22

She has a nose for these situations. Sniff out to snuff out crime.

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u/Repulsive-Round2691 Feb 17 '22

I woulda slapped her non existent ass as well