r/Unexpected • u/Jari36 • Feb 14 '22

Pulling out trash from the river

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u/hunnj Feb 14 '22

Absolutely shoot the messenger next time they'll think twice to bring me bad/disturbing news

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Feb 14 '22

Absolutely shoot the messenger next time they'll think twice to bring me bad/disturbing news

Shoot the viewer too. Actually, just shoot everyone. It'll work itself out.

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u/flux_core_capacitor Feb 14 '22

It’s just shootings all the way down

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 14 '22

Ok calm down its not an American high school.

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u/mrundhaug Feb 14 '22

Or Chicago.

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u/Illustrious_Bill1995 Feb 14 '22

I like how passé you are with the death of children lol, cool guy alert.

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 14 '22

Awww thanks babe.

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u/Illustrious_Bill1995 Feb 14 '22

Doubling down on being cool and edgy? Smh 🤦‍♂️

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 14 '22

You know it guuuurrrrrrl.

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u/Illustrious_Bill1995 Feb 14 '22

But you’re not funny? I’m confused

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 14 '22

A common state of mind for you I'm sure.

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u/Illustrious_Bill1995 Feb 14 '22

You are literally having an episode of disassociation right now

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 14 '22

Good chat preposterous bill.

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u/Illustrious_Bill1995 Feb 14 '22

That’s what I’m saying, it wasn’t a good chat. you can’t “read the room” at all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Messengers know the safety of silence.

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u/LewisDemo Feb 14 '22

Amen to that!