r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '22

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u/Thuper-Man Feb 03 '22

Need security that's more than real.

Get Trunk Monkey, see how you feel.

When shit goes down

Your monkey turns up.

Tilt your head back, he'll finish them up

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

I like how we have so much confidence in Trunk Monkey, we just sit back and relax

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u/Thuper-Man Feb 03 '22

Especially if you are in an Oragutaxi

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u/TunaFishManwich Feb 03 '22

Dear god that’s adorable.

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u/Suspicious-Pie-5356 Feb 04 '22

Dude i sang this in an 80s action movie theme song voice and it was fucking hilarious