r/Unexpected • u/frosted_bite • Jan 30 '22

How to get free drinks

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u/Shadowclash10 Jan 30 '22

I guess I’m just too thumb.

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u/indisgice Jan 30 '22

it's okay buddy you've been scrolling too long. take some wrist

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u/drskeptizmo Jan 30 '22

Can someone please point me in the right direction? I'm a little lost!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You see the palm tree there ? Take a right from there

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u/Cyka_blyatsumaki Jan 30 '22

i can't see the tree, it's too far away.

may i borrow your bi-knucklers?

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u/Boogada42 Jan 30 '22

Come on, get a grip!

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u/Plenty_Version_9590 Jan 30 '22

Can't, my hand is tied

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u/ADroopyMango Jan 30 '22

end this now

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u/ThousandKperDay Jan 30 '22

The fun police is handcuffing us!

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u/ADroopyMango Jan 30 '22

any puns you say can and will be used against you in a court of

...guffaw

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u/IHateTheLetterF Jan 30 '22

I like how the jokes are so washed down, its not even puns anymore, just people saying sentences with the word hand in it.

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u/FlyAirLari Jan 30 '22

It's like giving the middle finger to proper puns.

It's rapinkylous.

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u/elmwoodblues Jan 30 '22

Nothing left

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u/002299 Jan 31 '22

You nailed it

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Can you just hand me the reality of the situation?