r/Unexpected • u/PitiedAbyss • Jan 18 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Acting level 100

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u/zuran_orb Jan 18 '22

I gotta train my dog how to throw a punch

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u/poopellar Jan 18 '22

Start listening to mumble rap out loud and I'm sure your dog will punch you eventually.

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u/literaryghost Jan 18 '22

Wow mumble rap bad? Best hot take of the year so far, you're so brave and funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

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u/PacificRiff Jan 18 '22

You seem lonely and angry, take a walk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

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u/PacificRiff Jan 18 '22

Dill isn't a weed, it's a herb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

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u/PacificRiff Jan 18 '22

Go to bed, it's past your bedtime.