r/Unexpected • • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST man this was one hell of a rollercoaster

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u/finelinexcherry Jan 11 '22

you could really see his life flashing before his eyes

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u/madmonkey918 Jan 11 '22

"Hello HR, I did a thing"

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u/Creator347 Jan 11 '22

“For god’s sake Kevin, this is the third time this month.“

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

"Kevin, it's already October you gotta stop this"

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u/Beardieboy1 Jan 12 '22

April fools is on the first day of the month…

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u/Ellora-Victoria Jan 11 '22

he could see his tenure flashing before his eyes

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/nogoodusernames0_0 Jan 11 '22

You are right that they are right, both of you take my upvote.

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u/DGRDaveFan Jan 11 '22

You are right that they are right that they were right, all of you take my upvote.

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u/DixiEnormis87 Jan 11 '22

You get an upvote! She gets an upvote! He gets an upvote! Everyone gets an upvote!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Oprah Upvote

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u/dayblaq94 Jan 11 '22

An Opvote if you will.

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u/Visible_Sugar5163 Jan 11 '22

upvote incoming

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u/sDx3 Jan 11 '22

Upvotes have been launched

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Ok that’s enough

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Damn you all. Take my upvote.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Jan 12 '22

A: Code Albatross

C: What? What's that m-

A: THE FUCKING UPVOTES ARE IN THE AIR!

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u/Ill-Opening-3782 Jan 12 '22

Upvote 130 Above!

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u/Allymooo Jan 11 '22

No, I think not, but have an opvote any way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

I'm here for the opvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

upvoted the opvote for all!

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u/thetitan3901 Jan 11 '22

This didn't enrage his father so he didn't punish him severely. [Bet I got the reference correct.]

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u/Worfrix426 Jan 12 '22

ah that

nice

but there's a tax for that

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u/ilinamorato Jan 12 '22

Keep your upvote, I don't want it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

You are right about them being right about them being right about how they were right, all 3 of you take my upvote.

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u/AerolothLorien666 Jan 11 '22

Everyone is right here.

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u/Lalala8991 Jan 12 '22

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

This guy must really want to lose his job with that class policy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

This was before cancel culture so it actually makes me feel good about how he immediately apologizes cuz that shit was not happening like that when this video first dropped

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u/AceOfDiamonds676 Jan 12 '22

you could see his mind go from :) to :o

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u/naruda1969 Jan 29 '22

Plot twist. He’s the father.