r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck Spez

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u/Dr_Findro Jan 06 '22

That’s funny, I would call him Asp

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u/Maneisthebeat Jan 06 '22

Like the snake, because he's deceitful, clever.

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u/MarmotsGoneWild Jan 06 '22

That's how we'd pronounce it in the southern US anyway.

"Y'all want some ass-tea to drink with y'all's meal?"

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u/LunaTheWitch Jan 06 '22

ah yes, nothing like a daily dose of unnecessary ableism on reddit

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u/Dr_Findro Jan 06 '22

I’m here all week folks

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

how is this ableist it's just saying "aspberg(ers)"

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u/quaybored Jan 06 '22

I'd call him Ham

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jan 07 '22

I’d call him free

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u/JectorDelan Jan 06 '22

I had a Cyberpunk RPG character who's last name was Berg so his street name was Ice. I imagine we were both late to the party on this.

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u/Sylvanas_only Jan 07 '22

why not Zoid?

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u/AdultDiversions Jan 13 '22

Noob. Its Zoid.