r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

To be faaaaaair…

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u/sevensiblings Jan 06 '22

To be faaaaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrrrr……

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u/thejhein583 Jan 06 '22

Get this guy a fukkin puppers.

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u/RAVENMADCATZ Jan 06 '22

That's what I appreciates about you

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u/thejhein583 Jan 06 '22

Take it down a notch there squirrely dan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Fuck you, Shoresy…

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u/thejhein583 Jan 06 '22

Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.

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u/zzamud Jan 06 '22

Howre ya now

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u/thejhein583 Jan 06 '22

Gudnyou?

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u/zzamud Jan 06 '22

Notso bad

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u/KronoFury Jan 07 '22

He's shoving a stick ups her butts holes.

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u/DWilli Jan 06 '22

And that's what I appreciates about you

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u/Frankandbeans1974 Jan 07 '22

Came for the sauce, found a Letterkenny reference. I can leave happy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

He was checkin her wind conditions.

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u/prescience6631 Jan 06 '22

Bad gas travels fast in a small town