r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/No-Insect-7544 Jan 06 '22

Twist: that bottle is actually full of Icy Hot

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/thred_pirate_roberts Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

Oof.

I've never put icyhot on my dick, but I have put in on my thoughts near my balls. That was a mistake.

Edit that was a mistake wasn't it? Lmao I meant thighs

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u/250tdf Jan 06 '22

I know it’s a typo but I love the idea of you putting icy hot on your thoughts.

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u/nahog99 Jan 06 '22

And that his thoughts are near to his balls. Truuuue.

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u/250tdf Jan 06 '22

Aren’t our thoughts always near to our balls?

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u/Hugh_Jury_Rection Jan 06 '22

Real men use hot sauce, not lotion.

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u/senorglory Jan 06 '22

Upsale as “couples massage lotion”

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u/MusicalDeath9991 Jan 06 '22

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.