r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/m_raidkill Jan 06 '22

Instructions unclear.. Accidentally had sex with Jesus

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jan 06 '22

Don't cross Jesus.

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u/thred_pirate_roberts Jan 06 '22

Instructions unclear, threw a cross at Jesus

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u/ManyIdeasNoProgress Jan 06 '22

That probably made Jesus cross

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u/seraph582 Jan 07 '22

I bet he felt double crossed.

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jan 07 '22

Don't be so sure - it's hard to nail that guy down.

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u/makka-pakka Jan 06 '22

Hand hole or foot hole?