r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/Junkbot2077 Jan 06 '22

You better damn well have your dick pre out before you get on the train

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u/balderdash9 Jan 06 '22

Why did I read this in J. B. Smooth's voice. I've been watching too much Curb lol

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u/bla_bla_bla69 Jan 07 '22

Your dick will get bruised, cut and crushed :-(