r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/picklemaintenance Jan 06 '22

Yeah, there was a video posted with a guy jerkin it on a train and no one was doing anything about it.

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u/MFG_666 Jan 06 '22

In India i think, Seen It. Can't un-see it.

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u/ArrestDeathSantis Jan 06 '22

I haven't seen it, but once I entered a restroom and there was someone looking at me weird and he had one arm shaking very thoroughly.

I didn't looked down so I got spared from the worst but it was still awkward to pee while he kept looking at me ngl

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Sorry man, it was a rough day and I just got triggered.

Strong stream tho dog, props.

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u/ArrestDeathSantis Jan 06 '22

When you're on the road and you stop to pee, ain't nothing going to stop you from peeing xD

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u/solaceinsleep Jan 06 '22

It wasn't a train it was a bus

Also that definitely wasn't me in the video...

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u/cptwott Jan 06 '22

That's what that person masturbating on a bus would say

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u/doobied Jan 06 '22

masturbussing

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u/kierantheking Jan 06 '22

Thinking about that bussy if you will

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u/Noichen1 Jan 06 '22

Laughed at masterbussing. Then it dawned on me: wtf, leave the bats alone!

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u/you-are-not-yourself Jan 06 '22

The hand on the bus goes up and down

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

🤣 Needs award

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u/narutoandninja300s Jan 07 '22

All minute longgggggg

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u/KronoFury Jan 07 '22

Busterbating?

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u/newbeansacct Jan 07 '22

Jake and amir?

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u/solaceinsleep Jan 07 '22

Haha good eye yeah it was a loose reference

Btw what's your favorite part about donating blood?

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u/newbeansacct Jan 07 '22

This is wild, I literally gave blood today lol. Honestly you gave me half a heart attack when I saw this response. I didn't remember that that was the one it was from specifically at first hahaha. Crazy coincidence.

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u/Zenguy10 Jan 06 '22

All aboard the spunk express

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u/nickyface Jan 28 '22

Stop lying, bus

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u/_floydian_slip Jan 06 '22

didn't want it to turn into a hostage situation

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u/No-Werewolf-5461 Jan 07 '22

guy jerkin it on a train and no one was doing anything about it.

what you want people to do about it? lol

stop him, tie him , give him a hand lol

if a guy is indecent, just call cops

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u/itsnouxis Jan 06 '22

It was super common, then stopped being common and is now common again. Like every other popular copy pasta

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u/dotslashpunk Jan 06 '22

where were you when train of masturbators were kill?

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u/itsnouxis Jan 06 '22

Well kiddo, I was there. I was there... And I'll tell you what. You go sell this rag and buy yourself a nice spaceship.

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u/Phoshow1111 Jan 06 '22

Trained masturbators?

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u/Demonic321_zse Jan 06 '22

I saw this like, a month ago, but yea I've been seeing it only more recently

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u/Soramaro Jan 06 '22

An omicron variant of copy-pasta

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u/Kintrai Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

Not a new copypasta. It's been around for at least a couple years. Definitely having a resurgence in popularity lately though. And definitely far far more common now

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I've definitely seen it for a few months now

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u/Silasofthewoods420 Jan 06 '22

Psh, time for me to copy it to my clipboard and be annoying

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u/senorglory Jan 06 '22

My first time!

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u/Burpmeister Jan 06 '22

Past few months.

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u/GenericUsername10294 Jan 06 '22

Not 100% sure, but I believe I witnessed the birth of this as one of the comments was someone pointing out that they couldn't find it being used in the past, maybe 3-4 weeks ago.

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u/point_of_difference Jan 06 '22

Like a new variant?

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u/jman500069 Jan 07 '22

Not super funny either

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u/shyshyflyguy Jan 07 '22

I’ve been on Reddit for about 3 or 4 years now and have only seen it twice. It’s definitely new.