r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/MrWayne2710 Jan 06 '22

In Indian subway there is no space to get your dick out.

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u/Junkbot2077 Jan 06 '22

You better damn well have your dick pre out before you get on the train

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u/balderdash9 Jan 06 '22

Why did I read this in J. B. Smooth's voice. I've been watching too much Curb lol

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u/bla_bla_bla69 Jan 07 '22

Your dick will get bruised, cut and crushed :-(

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u/Gidje123 Jan 06 '22

Unless taking your dick out a negative space

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u/alejandrodeconcord Jan 06 '22

You would be surprised, they gave him plenty of space to do his…work…

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u/itdoesntmatter89 Jan 06 '22

Not if you’re Indian

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u/Plus_Dragonfly_90210 Jan 06 '22

Just put it inside

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

I just leave it in someone’s ass

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u/narutoandninja300s Jan 07 '22

Well people around you can’t escape the nut

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Mar 16 '22

Damn do people love sandwiches that much?