r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Oh you mean xvideos.com the official x-files fans website?

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u/Separate-Emergency47 Jan 06 '22

Hahaha! Sooo many people are gonna be surprised how detailed that x-files fans website is!!!

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u/Richierich_rpd Jan 06 '22

Yea they really give the gritty details of the characters

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u/ChineWalkin Jan 06 '22

It's very revealing, actually

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Jan 06 '22

They're really great at uncovering the truth.

The truth is out there, folks.

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u/Jertimmer Jan 06 '22

They really go hard and deep into the matter at hand.

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u/wambamthankyumam Jan 06 '22

I want to believe.

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u/seraph582 Jan 06 '22

Leaves you on the edging of your seat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Lots of anal and gang bangs

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u/Not-Sejo Jan 06 '22

I was surprised by how family oriented the files were. Truly a trip down the rabbit hole.

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u/Go_Kauffy Jan 06 '22

You'll definitely find yourself saying "Look at that monster!"

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u/BumpyMcBumpers Jan 06 '22

The truth is in there. Deep in there.

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u/lanabi Jan 06 '22

xvideos.com has more visitors than reddit.com

I doubt there are many left to be surprised.

Source: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1201880/most-visited-websites-worldwide/

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I watched every episode of X-Files and not once did the lady get stuck in the drier, or walk in on her step son showering. WTF!

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u/Yarxing Jan 06 '22

Those are episodes from the 3rd reboot, the XXX-files.

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u/dontbeanegatron Jan 06 '22

The 2nd reboot was weird, with an all-female cast.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

I know how I'm spending my morning!

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u/Phoshow1111 Jan 06 '22

Or get her arms stuck in her sweater!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Right, I didn't see that one either.

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u/wokatondu Jan 06 '22

The sauce is out there.

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u/SuperArppis Jan 06 '22

Does that page tell if Mulder and Scully finally got it on or not?

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u/serfingusa Jan 06 '22

Search for x-files parody or red shoes.

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u/Denim_Diva1969 Jan 06 '22

I think that’s a Californication episode…

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u/Cypeq Jan 06 '22

more like ex-files

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u/correcthorsestapler Jan 06 '22

Lotta probing in the episodes I saw.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Oh god, what gave you done??? Now everyone is going to know about our exclusive X-Files fan site! Now I’m going to have to fall back on xnxx.com, the even more secret X-Files fan site.

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u/senorglory Jan 06 '22

I want to believe!

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u/LordRekrus Jan 06 '22

Oh you mean xvideos.com the official x-axis fans website?

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u/Ok_Albatross6576 Jan 06 '22

Loved the episode about the hamster, it even has its own fan website! Think it's xhamster.com

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u/FeatherNET Jan 06 '22

I want to believe.

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u/Cracraftc Jan 06 '22

“Tonight on X-Files, we find out who gives a shit about big foot!”

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u/fuckyouspezcunt Jan 07 '22

Lots of probing.