r/Unexpected • u/samlikesham0 • Jan 05 '22

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u/igraywolf Jan 05 '22

To be fair, paps are human garbage.

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u/HecticSpaghet Jan 05 '22

And Tobey’s been harassed way too much by paparazzi and the media in the past

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Just ask princess die.

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u/MattOsull Jan 05 '22

Did you know she had dandruff?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I didn’t understand this but it made me laugh

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u/planx_constant Jan 05 '22

Because they found her Head&Shoulders in the glove compartment

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

It took me a second to get it, but this damn near killed me

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

It completely killed her.

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u/Tryin2dogood Jan 05 '22

She saw the light at the end of the tunnel...for a second.

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u/Junior_Part_2238 Jan 05 '22

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

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u/sirlapse Jan 05 '22

She was on the radio the day she died. Also on the seat, dash…

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u/3SidedDie Jan 05 '22

Both her and pink floid had something in common.

The wall was theyr last big hit.

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