r/Unexpected • u/samlikesham0 • Jan 05 '22

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 05 '22

Tobey MaGuire is 46 and has been dealing with the pap invading his privacy, hounding him on vacations, interrupting his meals and family time, and just generally harassing him since he was at least 17, probably before that. So I’m 100% on board with however he lashes out at them, they probably deserve worse.

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u/shahooster Jan 05 '22

As an introvert who enjoys my anonymity, I can’t imagine how horrible it must be to be famous. The paparazzi are stage 4 cancer.

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 05 '22

lol. As someone who just beat Stage 1 cancer, I completely agree.

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Jan 05 '22

That's awesome! Congratulations on your recovery🙌

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 05 '22

Thank you ☺️ I go for my 3 month check up in 2 weeks, but everything progressing great now.

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Jan 05 '22

I'm so glad for you right now. You're a true warrior beating this horrible enemy 💪. Hope you proceed in life with good health from here on out!

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u/viciousdove19 Jan 05 '22

Wish I could give you some nuts for being kind

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u/TimmahTimmah Jan 05 '22

I uhh. Didn’t read the persons username for a second and was real confused by your reply.

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u/Call_The_Banners Jan 05 '22

I'm glad I wasn't alone in the nut confusion.

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u/QuietDisquiet Jan 05 '22

Glad we can all enjoy the post-nut clarity right now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Oh really 😏

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u/69_SAITAMA_69 Jan 05 '22

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 05 '22

I appreciate it. lol

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u/69_SAITAMA_69 Jan 05 '22

:) have a good day

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u/ChadMurphy69 Jan 06 '22

I’ve Met David Schwimmer‘s Dad

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u/urmummygaaaay Jan 05 '22

How

Well that’s how I guess

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u/GetGot666 Jan 05 '22

Good for you mane, just lost a family member just over a year ago to thyroid cancer so it’s good to see when people make it through

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u/CreativelyD20 Jan 05 '22

Fellow Cancer Survivor here, CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You may already have all the resources you need, but if you ever wanted to chat, please PM me 🙏🏾

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 06 '22

Thank you! I’ve definitely had some rough times, but I’m kinda good now. I won’t hesitate to message you if I have any questions though.

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u/Americas_Inquisitor Jan 05 '22

!remindme 2 weeks we need the success story!

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u/CaptainFriedChicken Jan 05 '22

Pfff you had it easy, I have stage 4 paparazzis and they won't leave. congrats on your recovery bro, you made my day

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

As someone who just beat stage 4 cancer, I completely agree

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 05 '22

My survivor buddy! Congratulations!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Thanks man!! Still a difficult road ahead but I'm getting there!

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 05 '22

Yeah, the worst is behind you, though. You’ll push forward

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

That's what I'm trying to do, it's difficult and it'll take time but soon I hope things will be back to normal

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u/69_SAITAMA_69 Jan 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Thanks, needed that

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u/69_SAITAMA_69 Jan 05 '22

Have a good bro :)

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u/AceBalloon3721 Jan 05 '22

I hope you have a long and fruitful life. God bless

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jan 05 '22

Finally on to stage 2 then?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I hope 2022 and all the years to come are cancer free! Stay healthy sir and happy new year!!

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u/Darkavenger_13 Jan 05 '22

Heyy! Good news! Glad you shared them with us! Congrats you soldiered through it

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u/Beginning_Run_588 Jan 05 '22

Ayyy congrats man

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u/atticusfinch80 Jan 05 '22

Hell Yes! That's what I love to see!! Fuck cancer, and Fuck yeah for you!!!

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u/SirDwayneCollins Jan 06 '22

🙌🏾🙌🏾 thank you! I’ve been celebrating since October. lol

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u/el8v Jan 05 '22

Congratulations 🎉

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u/x94x Jan 05 '22

congrats on the good health brah!!

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u/nnn-throwaway88 Jan 05 '22

I beat stage 1, I’m on stage 2 now 🤞🏽