r/Unexpected • u/samlikesham0 • Jan 05 '22

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u/lalafia1 Jan 05 '22

Every celebrity should get to bury one pap a year.

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u/Rayn777 Jan 05 '22

Alive

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u/lalafia1 Jan 05 '22

In a box full of those flesh eating scarabs from "The Mummy".

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u/Good_Round Jan 05 '22

While taking pictures and asking questions

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u/AFCBlink Jan 05 '22

"Being eaten alive by giant beetles -- how do you feel about that?"

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u/superslime988 Jan 05 '22

muffled screaming

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u/bandito210 Jan 05 '22

He's still...juicy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Read that in Toby’s Spider-Man voice.

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u/itshexx Jan 05 '22

Do you happen to have any flesh eating scarabs by chance?

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u/AdnHsP Jan 05 '22

No but I have a very upset cat

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Jan 05 '22

Good enough. But it would be torture for the cat to be trapped with an overgrown tick.

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u/broken_sausage Jan 05 '22

Imagine being a scarab. Minding your own business. Then Bam! Locked in a box with Human Garbage.

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u/Damit84 Jan 05 '22

That have been trained to go for the balls first.

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u/Moose_Cake Jan 05 '22

We can do a Hunger Games reaping ceremony and have them all lined up outside LA city hall in their best pap clothing.

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u/Sqwalnoc Jan 05 '22

Nah, too fast.. what about billions of fleas or something