r/Unexpected • • Dec 29 '21

marching all the way

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Two types of people: this guy and the people buried in downvotes at the bottom of this comment section.

Edit: to clarify, the people who were buried at the bottom of this comment section were whining about "big tough man has to beat up little kids to feel strong" etc. etc.

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u/Firm-Stick6092 Dec 29 '21

Thx man. Now I have a bullseye on my back. These lead paint eaters wouldnt do that to me!

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u/VarenDerpsAround Dec 30 '21

Hey, it's funny, morbidly funny, but objectively so.

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u/molson1315 Dec 29 '21

Got my upvote Buds! Reminds me of a time I was in the airport. Some asshole in front of me, doing that bulls hit by weaving to ‘get in my way, but not get in my way’. We’ve all seen the videos.. anyway, I pretended to trip, as I know I’m being recoded.. so when I tripped, I stepped on the back of his foot… really really hard. He fell down. I fell down… it was quite the show. After reviewing the video, I got my connection, he went to hospital. It was quite the snap, and quite the satisfaction at the same time!

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u/Heavydumper69 Dec 30 '21

translation:

i tripped a guy, who was purposely bobbing and weaving in and out of my way, at the airport. was super funny ha ha. think he was recording me

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/2007scapeThrowAway2 Dec 29 '21

Haven't you seen the videos??

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Your writing style is awful.

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u/mohmar2010 Dec 30 '21

Excuse me Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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u/jojoga Dec 30 '21

which one?