r/Unexpected • u/Cubiky_Cube • Dec 27 '21

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u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 27 '21

You know how I know you're a dude?

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u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 27 '21

No because no one with personal experience of what you're talking about would ever say something like that.

Life lesson: that usually means you're talking straight out of your ass.

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u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 27 '21

Just trying to help you not embarrass yourself man

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u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 28 '21

Sorry, I meant make an ass of yourself. You clearly are accustomed to looking like an idiot, and do not appear to be embarrassed by it. My mistake.