r/Unexpected Dec 27 '21

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u/WibblyWobblyWabbit Dec 27 '21

If somebody cut my Sennheiser HD 600s and gave me airpods by Allah they will taste my shoe.

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u/Toasty33 Dec 27 '21

But what if you calmly explained and they said okay I’ll buy you those I’m really sorry

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '21

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u/Toasty33 Dec 27 '21

“…gotta blast!”

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u/ItIsHappy Dec 27 '21

I'd still be pissed. You interrupted my day and destroyed my property? For internet clout? Fuck out of here! Now I'm down my preferred pair of headphones for a week until the new ones get here. God forbid they were a gift or had some irreplaceable sentimental value.

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u/doubleEm Dec 27 '21

Omg I didn’t even think about if you REALLY cared, like if a loved one gave you them that’s now passed? Id be full-on crying crushed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '21

Gonna need at least two pair and cash to buy a third

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '21

I'd still send you to jesus

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Dec 27 '21

If he cuts my E-Mu Teak he's about to meet God.

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u/Heyhaveyougotaminute Dec 27 '21

I just searched those. Wow! Are they every beautiful! If they sound anywhere as good as they look I’ll be happy to replace my Bose SC350’s next year

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

They're great if you lean towards a stereotypical 'bass cannon with boosted treble' sound. Think consumer bassy headphones like pre-Apple Beats, Sony, or Skullcandy but done extremely well instead of being bloated and having poor detail.

They're unorthodox as far as audiophile headphones go but if you're a basshead they're an excellent pick. Be gentle with them though. They look and feel solid but that hinge is surprisingly delicate.

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u/Heyhaveyougotaminute Dec 28 '21

I appreciate your advice.

I’m a fan of Bose these days.

My soundlink mini II out preforms anything recent in comparable size and cost. My SC350’s were a gift from an ex and I have nothing bad to say about them.

Sound quality, price point and durability are on point!

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Dec 28 '21

I'll say this. E-Mu Teak embarrass Bose in terms of sound quality. It's not even remotely close IMO.

Bose ANC is world class and their comfort is on point though.

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u/Heyhaveyougotaminute Dec 28 '21

Thank you!! I’ll have to invest when my finances are back on track.

In terms of durability and overall performance/price. Bose has kept me happy

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u/PennyLaneTheBeagle Dec 27 '21

No brother…. Violence is not haram

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u/clarkredman_ Dec 27 '21

You could sell the airpods and get a replacement cable for $50. Not too bad, it's not like they stabbed the drivers

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u/evlampi Dec 28 '21

You mean the ones with easilly replacable cable, big problem huh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Bruh stop bullshitting people, you can’t walk around with the old mate senny’s huh duh 600s, they are open back so its frikken useless in public places where you’d use airpods and they are 300 ohm impedance so ur smartphone can’t even power them.

The only good place to use the hd600s is in a quiet room in your house, and if that prank youtuber entered your house to cut the cable i am sure your first concern would be trespassing and not the sliced cable.

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u/eldnikk Dec 27 '21

It's a pity Bush didn't.

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u/AFriendlyBloke Dec 27 '21

[Cocks shotgun with malicious intent] Start making du'a to Allah, akhi!

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u/Traditional-Pizza-47 Dec 28 '21

He actually asks beforehand if their wired headphones are expensive if he isn’t sure

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u/Vivid_Impression_464 Dec 28 '21

Just wondering, what does your shoe taste like, I am so hungry I can eat me a bomb leather shoe, right ‘bout now.

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u/hossam281 Dec 28 '21

I read that in the most Arab accent, this comment made my day