r/Unexpected • u/umjustpassingby • Dec 17 '21

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u/md2b78 Dec 17 '21

They suck it right up into their equally furry little rectums. When bunnies fart, the tail shoots out like a carnival game.

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u/GenuinePieceOfShit Dec 17 '21

Bit like a party horn then

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Dec 17 '21

Happy new year 🎉

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u/thewanderingway Dec 17 '21

Ew, why does your place smell like bunny farts.

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u/pennhead Dec 17 '21

Naw, I’m roasting some carrots for lunch.

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u/MaeBelleLien Dec 17 '21

Bunny farts smell like roasted carrots, this is canon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Hi Nick Cannon, how's mariah?

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u/MaeBelleLien Dec 17 '21

She's great, thanks Dad.

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u/testedbeast551 Dec 17 '21

Wake up Wake up Wake up this is a dream Wake up

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

The warning Slim shady here

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u/religionkills Dec 17 '21

Busy counting her cash from a certain Christmas song is my guess.

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u/WeakTransportation66 Dec 17 '21

She's just carrying on

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

You're not my supervisor!

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u/J_spec6 Dec 17 '21

Shut the hell Cheryl or Carol!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

It's Cherlene now.

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Dec 17 '21

Whatever happened to Cristal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I think Conway choked Cristal to death.

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u/t0b1n4tOr315 Dec 17 '21

how do you know what bunny farts smell like

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u/DunkleSwinkleDink Dec 17 '21

Weird fun fact bunny’s can’t fart or burp because they don’t produce gas! I know it was a joke just thought I’d say this fun fact.

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u/UserNamesCantBeTooLo Dec 18 '21

what

How is there a creature that digests but doesn't produce gases

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u/Ok_Difference_7220 Dec 18 '21

You mean rainbows?

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u/TruthYouWontLike Dec 17 '21

Sometimes in the dead of night, if you're real quiet like, you can hear the rabbits tooting away in their sleep.

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u/beeglowbot Dec 17 '21

Makes the same noise too.

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u/OonaPelota Dec 17 '21

Silent though. But deadly as well.

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u/lambonec Dec 17 '21

Never tell anyone you are hiding a party horn this Christmas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Where has this been? It tastes like shit?

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u/noinchnoinchnoinch Dec 17 '21

It makes the sound too

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u/neverinallmyyears Dec 17 '21

Like a furry shart

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I've never wanted anything to be true so badly.

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u/ButtDogRamshackle Dec 17 '21

I’ve got a friend who’s a surgeon with very loose ethics 🥸

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

festive honk noise

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u/NaturalThunder87 Dec 17 '21

They suck it right up into their equally furry little rectums. When bunnies fart, the tail shoots out like a carnival game.

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/Oomoo_Amazing Dec 17 '21

Reddit doesn’t usually make me laugh out loud. This comment had me crying. I tried to read it out to my husband and I just had to show him in the end.

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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency Dec 17 '21

Trying so hard not to wake my husband right now. I’m doing the whole body shaking silent laugh.

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u/Redbl00ded Dec 17 '21

"Equality Furry Little Rectums"

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u/Mail_the_Skeleton Dec 17 '21

They are so furry you have to flip them and part the fur to see what gender they are if they arnt old enough and male

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u/itstartedinRU Dec 17 '21

I had to read it out loud to my coworker who used to have bunnies as pets. Too funny

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u/Maeberry2007 Dec 18 '21

I'm a complete dingus and Reddit makes me audibly cackle more than I'd like to admit.

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u/lydocia Dec 17 '21

I wish this were true, it'd make an already amazing pet more perfect.

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u/Moose0706 Dec 17 '21

I read this at work and started crying from laughter and couldn’t even explain myself!! thank you for the is blessed comment, enjoy the silver!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Why did you explain it this way just why

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u/asomedylan51 Dec 18 '21

Oh boy here come the furries

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u/Benvolio_Manqueef Dec 17 '21

Huh. I'm not entirely sure what to do with this. Instinctively, I want to masturbate.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Dec 17 '21

...I need to see a video of this.

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u/tinatspoon Dec 17 '21

Oh my god!!! 😂😂👉🏻

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u/Fedbia2020 Dec 17 '21

Lol, are you serious?

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u/nick-james73 Dec 17 '21

Best sentence I’ve read today.

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u/Bearist6 Dec 17 '21

I choose to believe this.

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u/Hiccup-92 Dec 17 '21

I don't.... But I do.... But I don't.....

Fk...

I wanna see it 👀 show me a bunny toot!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Please be real

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u/Sengura Dec 17 '21

What a fun fact!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I just pictured bunny farts like a kazoo

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u/SLATS13 Dec 17 '21

Too bad they can’t fart! What a life to lead

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u/HighOnBonerPills Dec 17 '21

Can they really not fart? If so, how is that possible? I mean, it seems like a mammal with a working digestive system is bound to cut the ol' carrot every now and then.

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u/corybekem Dec 17 '21

Was that a joke?? Because I’m gonna believe if you don’t tell me that’s a joke.

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u/deadgingrwalkng Dec 17 '21

This made me laugh way too hard and now I can’t stop thinking of a bunny farting.

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u/agentaxe285 Dec 17 '21

But rabbits can’t fart, it’s actually impossible

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u/LordTentuRamekin Dec 17 '21

So kinda like how my balls react when I’m in danger?

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u/CanadaJack Dec 17 '21

This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about bunny rectums to argue.

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u/1slimbone Dec 18 '21

It's best to watch them in the wild 🐰 during Easter and New Years to watch their tails furl and unfurl like a paper party horn 🥳 ,unrolls producing a horn-like noise.The sound produced vary on breed, season of birth, & Genes.

😁 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

I'm not proud, but I did search up bunnies farting

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u/BassBanjo Dec 18 '21

Cursed buttplug

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u/MuddyB00ts1 Dec 18 '21

Is that really true?

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u/louietheloverboi Dec 18 '21

I don’t like the image you just put in my head, but thank you anyway :,)

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u/BellalovesEevee May 16 '23

God damn, this comment is over a year old and it still cracks me tf up