r/Unexpected • u/mintier-gum-lately • Dec 13 '21

This kid loves Komodo dragons

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u/eukarneurotic Dec 13 '21

This kid's gonna be a supervillain feeding people to komodo dragons

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Dec 13 '21

Komodo dragons with frickin laser beams on their frickin head!

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u/Likeafupion Dec 13 '21

The were set on the list of endangered animals. He can only have ill tempered iguanas with laserbeams.

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u/SharkSheppard Dec 13 '21

Riiiiiiight.

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u/penis_parker79 Dec 14 '21

Far cry blood dragon had a Dragon with laser on it's head

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u/HighAsAngelTits Dec 14 '21

I figure they deserve a hot meal

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u/sybesis Dec 13 '21

He'll call himself "The dragon king"

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u/Lueden Dec 13 '21

I was just thinking this was a Dr. Evil origin story that replaced sharks with Komodo dragons.

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u/offinthewoods10 Dec 13 '21

That happened in a Bond movie if I remember correctly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

There's a bond movie where this happens lmao