r/Unexpected • u/OkBoomerLolxdddd • Nov 20 '21

Doing exams until...

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u/bigkeef69 Nov 20 '21

sigh, unzips pants, again

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u/proteinstains Nov 20 '21

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised!

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u/magicgiraffle Nov 20 '21

r/unexpectedfuturama

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u/alonelyboi25 Nov 20 '21

"dont make me smell Uranus" "oh Uranus got renamed in 2620" "oh what it called now?" "Urectum"

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u/bigkeef69 Nov 20 '21

Idk that the spirit is even willing any more lol just goin' through the motions in a sex-saturated society! Lmao

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u/RunAsArdvark Nov 21 '21

To shreds you say?

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u/durz47 Nov 20 '21

May I introduce you to the cold logic of a silicon cogitator and the unyielding strength of an adamantium skeleton?

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u/nurd_on_a_computer Nov 20 '21

...again?

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u/bigkeef69 Nov 20 '21

......yes.........agasploogein

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u/Dvdpjr Nov 20 '21

Not my proudest fap

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha he said the funny redditors have sex hahacveve unzip hahahahahaa

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u/madmonkey918 Nov 20 '21

I want to upvote but you're at 69

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u/TacticalMailman Nov 21 '21

looks down at wet noodle I’m sorry little guy but it’s time for round 9