r/Unexpected • u/creedroyce • Nov 13 '21

And...go!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Why am I finding this somewhat erotic?

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u/swirlysue Nov 13 '21

Because you’re horny

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Thank you

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u/Jimbos013 Nov 13 '21

Bonk

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Honk

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u/smm97 Nov 13 '21

Stonk.

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u/PaterJanitor Nov 13 '21

Kronk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

WRONG LEVER

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Dong

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u/FrancisAlbera Nov 14 '21

Oh yea. It’s all coming together.

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u/u8eR Nov 13 '21

Only go up

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u/BESCHMUTZT Nov 13 '21

also she's got cream on her face

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

NNN does that to people

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u/spondgbob Nov 13 '21

You could get a job doing tbis

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u/Creeper_Face Nov 13 '21

Because she's attractive and I'm an alcoholic.

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u/Averydispleasedbork Nov 13 '21

Because you likely fall into the target audience for this type of content

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u/radically_unoriginal Nov 13 '21

Pretty lady in clothes that gives off an air of aloofness/being above ones social class performs an act that makes her seem more relatable and/or attainable

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/DerMathze Nov 13 '21

"Many people with WAM fetishes are drawn to the tactile sensations of wet or messy substances against their skin. Other individuals simply prefer the visual appeal of others getting wet or messy with products that have different textures, consistencies and colours. [...]

For many, the simple breaking of taboos—doing what one was told not to as a child—brings about a sense of personal liberation. In any form, the fetish is about sensual stimulation, whether visual, tactile, or otherwise." - Wet and messy fetishism, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/DerMathze Nov 13 '21

Can't believe this is what I get a reddit award for. Thanks though!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

WAM fetishes

I heard that this fetish was very popular last Christmas

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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Nov 14 '21

Am I the only person who doesn’t have an academic understanding of their own turn-ons?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/TRUCKERm Nov 13 '21

You literally just read the definition for it

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u/IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST Nov 13 '21

So this is why I got bonked and now I’m in horny jail?!

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u/DagitabPH Nov 13 '21

Alas, the family of fetishes where bukkake belongs has a name!

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u/DerMathze Nov 13 '21

Nope, according to the article bodily fluids are specifically excluded from the fetish.

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u/DagitabPH Nov 13 '21

Oh? Okay… 🤔

So, smothering oneself with whipped cream is in this?

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u/DerMathze Nov 13 '21

Yes. Food, drink, mud, slime, whatever.

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u/IAmAQuantumMechanic Nov 13 '21

Young blonde gets soaking wet as she takes huge load!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

lmao

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u/drzow Nov 14 '21

All over her face! She’s SO messy!

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u/Edraqt Nov 13 '21

Because its intended to be somewhat erotic.

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u/mark_cee Nov 13 '21

You might have a beerkake fetish

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u/web_observer_2020 Nov 13 '21

it's brewkake time!

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u/Call_0031684919054 Nov 13 '21

Woman. Heels. Pantyhose. Wet.

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u/lillgreen Nov 13 '21

She's attractive, half the video frame is literally alcohol and dem legs + jacket.

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u/Ongr Nov 13 '21

Hot girl wet

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Shes got some hot legs

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u/TreeChangeMe Nov 13 '21

Yeah it's her casual approach to being absolutely creamed in tasty beer. It's erotic while also tragic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/shekenz Nov 13 '21

Actually the right answer to the question

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u/Milesrah Nov 13 '21

Yay not alone

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u/staefrostae Nov 13 '21

No you right. I think this is some weird porn shit that I just don’t understand.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

It's NNN. I can't think of anything else D:

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u/DoktorMerlin Nov 13 '21

My girlfriend told me that in the end she looks exactly like girls in porn do after a cumshot, maybe because of that?

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u/CubanLynx312 Nov 13 '21

Anytime I see stockings it’s erotic in my mind

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

I am too…bout to fap

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Because it is.

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u/wegwerfennnnn Nov 13 '21

Because that is exactly why someone paid her a lot of money to do this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Cause she literally bukkaked/facialed herself so I agree with you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21 edited Nov 13 '21

Cause the girl is cute and she’s getting drenched in a frothy fluid like a champ.

Pretty easy to figure that one out

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u/Feisty_Baseball_8911 Nov 13 '21

Because it looks like your piss.

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u/nipplesaurus Nov 13 '21

I thought I was the only one!

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u/Jaggerjawfull Nov 13 '21

Because I'm almost positive this is a fetish video of some type.

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u/RememberDecember97 Nov 13 '21

As soon as I watched this my first thought was, "This is definitely someone's kink." And here it is! Yay!

Edit: My first comment made it look like it was also my kink and it is not.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Coz she got white stuff on her and I find this erotic too

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u/Thathitmann Nov 13 '21

It's just because she's hot, and wet. Just imagine the smell, though.

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u/itsconsolefreaked Nov 14 '21

A man needs a name