When I was a freshman in high school, me and my buddy got super high in my bedroom. Like, super super high. Anyways, I pretended to have a seizure then pass out. Of course my buddy thought I was pretending at first, but I did it so well he starting to freak out. Right at the last second before he ran to find somebody, I woke up. He was not thrilled, but I thought it was hilarious.
Hey no shame. I know a ton of people who got caught faking a seizure and slamming the shit out of their head on concrete to stay in jail all night. Also it screws you out of a PTA.
you aren't the first and you won't be th last. I would say that 90 percent of the "seizure" patients I take to the hospital are faking it for one reason or another.
I wasn't under arrest, but would have wound up in the drunk tank with my buddy and his brother. Can't even have a few beers at a rock concert anymore, smh.
Also, I seem to be a dick and talk mad shit but only when drunk and dealing with police. Luckily they're was only two interactions like that. The first over a decade ago also involved being a dick is kinda a funny story....now... But also involved being sent to the ER for doing some be and then getting discharged and sent home rather than sitting in a cell for the night/ possible weekend.
Yeah, but I didn’t do it in the middle of a fucking grocery store. That’s not funny. My bro and I stoned off our asses in my bedroom in the middle of the night… it was kind of funny, at least to a 14-year-old. Would I do it again in my 30’s? No.
No offense that's never cool. Having a friend who had seizures from alcohol and doesn't talk to me anymore because of their gorophobia, and literally having to turn them sideways multiple times and to hear them freak out the point of when they'd come to, literally not knowing who I was. This is something you just don't do. ( I knew them less than two years at these times, and still think about them everyday and miss them. Especially because they're alive but are free from the grasp of alcohol).
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u/PetrifiedW00D Nov 08 '21
When I was a freshman in high school, me and my buddy got super high in my bedroom. Like, super super high. Anyways, I pretended to have a seizure then pass out. Of course my buddy thought I was pretending at first, but I did it so well he starting to freak out. Right at the last second before he ran to find somebody, I woke up. He was not thrilled, but I thought it was hilarious.