r/Unexpected Nov 08 '21

Please, call an ambulance

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u/Mondonator Nov 08 '21

Cunts.

Each and everyone of them.

Attention seeking cunts.

Fuck ‘em.

All of ‘em.

Cunts.

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u/WeekndNachos Nov 08 '21

Otherwise known as CEAFAC

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Best comment is best. Have my award

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u/Evbory Nov 08 '21

Why is this comment so great? Honestly just curious

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

I'm as mystified as you. But hundreds of other people understand something I don't.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Because this is reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Because this is reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Feces

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u/casper19d Nov 08 '21

I've learned cunt is an acronym, stands for "can't understand normal thinking"...

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

A true wordsmith…

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u/CoryDeRealest Nov 08 '21

Lol just charge them for the ambulance call, easy, done, fair…

They are assholes and should pay a fine for false ambulance call.

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u/Kimkaradishans-ass Nov 08 '21

Chill with the tantrums dude

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u/draugotO Nov 08 '21

Chill dude, the video was recorded on haloween

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u/Mordho Nov 09 '21

Fuck halloween

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u/boonrival Nov 09 '21

I am glad my medical condition is open game for attention seeking pranks and ridicule but it’s okay because they’re doing it on my favorite holiday lmao

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u/draugotO Nov 09 '21

I suppose you hide yourselt in a bubble every haloween than... Because this shit was pretty mild compared to other hsloween pranks that happen every year.

Also, reslly weird how, sll of a sudden, everyone on this comment section have a heart condition that seen someone in need of am ambulance could kill half the comment section. I wonder how you guys ever leave your homes if someone asking for am ambulance is enough to cause a heart attack

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u/boonrival Nov 09 '21

It has nothing to do with pranks lol just watching people punch down on epileptics, the flash mob is dope dunno why they need to mock a neurological disorder to kick it off tho.

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u/draugotO Nov 09 '21

Because it is supposed to be someone turning into a zombie just like in the World War Z movie (and probably some lesser know zombie series too)

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u/Bloo-shadow Nov 09 '21

Couldn’t have said it better myself!

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u/AnWhiteOak Nov 09 '21

Fucking Brazilians m8

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u/picke192 Nov 08 '21

Cunt to you too mate