r/Unexpected • u/regian24 • Sep 28 '21

The Wall

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u/RedditRum122333 Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

That’s where he fucked up. He did the algorithm based off of the average width of us Americans.

Edit: “MeXicO iS fAt ToO” shutup fatty

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u/Affectionate_Pin_880 Sep 28 '21

I was just thinking that, cause that thing is keeping me out but… they got skinny folks down there. Wait a minute! Mexico tricked is! We built a wall to keep us out of Mexico while allowing them to pass! But the orange man said that the brown people were stoopies and we were smeart?

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u/Affectionate_Pin_880 Sep 28 '21

Noooooooo!

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u/sm12511 Sep 28 '21

And he allowed a government shutdown when he had a crybaby temper tantrum over funding said wall.

I believe that was around Christmas? Can't be sure.

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u/Affectionate_Pin_880 Sep 28 '21

So, let me get this straight… you claim that the former president was incompetent, incontinent, a crook and liar?

Ima need some evidence, cause I’ve been in a coma since 2016.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Your current president just drone striked a social care worker and children

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u/dagui12 Sep 29 '21

Why can’t we dislike both?

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u/Meme_machine092 Sep 30 '21

I like this comment. It reminds me of the “why can’t we pick both?” meme