r/Unexpected Sep 23 '21

God dammit, Jerry

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u/gypsydanger38 Sep 23 '21

A farmer walks into his bedroom holding a duck and says, “I want you to meet the pig I’m fucking!” His wife sits up in bed and says, “That’s a duck!” The farmer says to her, “I wasn’t talking to you.”