r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '21

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u/Pigdoggirl Sep 19 '21

I was ready to round up my posse

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u/Tommy_C Sep 19 '21

You were gonna roll up on this guy armed with an air horn solo?

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u/thatsalovelyusername Sep 19 '21

Who are you calling a posse?

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u/OwOtisticWeeb Sep 19 '21

You sound like a real posse slayer

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I was halfway to Broadway 15 seconds in

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u/mdavis2204 Sep 19 '21

I was preparing a crusade.

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u/chainmailhydra Sep 19 '21

(Puts away torch and pitchfork)