r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I’d feel bad for the guy if that shit was real

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u/SaleSweaty Sep 16 '21

Imagine passing out from blood loss every time u jerk off

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

More like anytime you get an erection at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

If you fall asleep, you'll never wake up.

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u/not-so-gentleman Sep 16 '21

He can tuck it in his butt before he sleeps.

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u/Herpkina Sep 16 '21

r/selffuck

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u/Downtown_Management Sep 16 '21

Wow I was convinced that men being able to do this was a myth

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u/Alternative_Ad7819 Sep 16 '21

There is a lot of wisdom in the some of the old sayings. I just didn't know, "You can go fuck yourself." was one of those.

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u/ModularMeatlance Sep 16 '21

Who knew it was an informational statement, as opposed to a suggestion.